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Official Drop // Est. 2026

Har Ghar
Cockroach.

Unhone hume kuchalne ki koshish ki, lekin unhe pata nahi tha ki hum ek poora movement hain! Yeh website koi boring landing page nahi hai—ye janta ka seedha bawal hai.

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System jitna dabayega, yeh awaaz utni hi tezi se internet par amplify hoti rahegi.

Our Manifesto // Cockroach Janta Party
The Core Code // Est. 2026

Our Manifesto

01

No Post-Retirement Rewards

CJP ke aate hi kisi bhi Chief Justice ko retirement ke baad Rajya Sabha seat ya koi political gift nahi milega, taaki saare faisle lalach ke bina hon.

02

Vote Deletion Par UAPA

Agar koi valid vote galat tarike se delete hua, toh seedha CEC par kadi karwayi hogi. Citizens ka voting right chinna terrorism ke barabar hai.

03

50% Women Reservation

Parliament aur Cabinet positions me bina seats badhaye mahilaon ko poora 50% reservation diya jayega, koi samjhauta nahi.

04

Media Monopolies Ka Khatma

Bade corporate houses ke media licenses radd honge aur independent creators aur ground journalists ko asli space aur suraksha di jayegi.

05

Dal-Badluon Par 20 Saal Ban

Election jeetne ke baad janta ke sath dhoka karke party badalne wale kisi bhi MP/MLA par agle 20 saal tak election ladne par mukammal ban lagega.

Contact nodes // Cockroach Janta Party

Connect With Us.

Aapko swarm join karna ho, volunteer banna ho, ya fir koi naya meme transmission bhejni ho—is official form ka use karein. Hum har ek chiz padhte hain.

Main Interface Node

contact@cockroachjantaparty.org

HQ Geolocation

Wherever the wifi works.

Founder & Convenor

New India